Wedding-in-Equality - Bernie or Hillary, Do You?

Since we know unusual marriages don't bring about instant global destruction, the time is right for the two leading-- and likely only real -- Democrat contenders to propose to each other and then go public with the details of who they could build a better relationship. Who is to say the they cannot "conspire" to create a new, informal, progressive leadership marriage with one of them effectively dressing up as Joe Biden and the other being a continuation of Barack in CEO drag? As great as Bernie Sanders is promising to be -- though we have to wait to see what the hounds do once fully unleashed -- his success would be compounded by a benefit factor of 1000 by sharing the position with Hillary. Why can't they just confess as part of their vows that no matter which one gets to play the sexy role of Glory Queen-in-Chief, the other will still serve in really in what amounts to a co-equal position? I realize it would take some work, but ... then again ... it might even show the world that it is possible to have an opposite gender relationship that actually works for a while.

Personally, I would put Hillary into the traditional slot of the groom because women deserve to be there, even if this means Bernie gets to get prettier in the dressings of public visibility sometimes. It has taken President Obama most of his term to get to where he can now keep up with his vows because the system is so rigged towards hetero dictatorialism, democracy or not. If we're going to change the vision of the marriage that is the platform of national leadership he started, why do we have to go back to a new commitment ceremony again? Can't we expect them to make a promise of equality going in and let the love of change blossom from there? I say we can, we should and that we need to start acting likev...